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KiribatiGov.com — Come for the memes, stay for the dreams.

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KiribatiGov.com — Come for the memes, stay for the dreams.
A 1990s monitor on a cluttered desk shows the KiribatiGov.com lockup and tagline.
The desk, and the screen.
The picture on the monitor resolves from blocky pixels into a clear image.
The picture resolves.
A low flight over a turquoise lagoon toward a palm-lined shore.
Through the screen, into the lagoon.
Kids splash in shallow lagoon water as the camera skims past.
Kids in the shallows.
Fishermen work beside outrigger boats on flat lagoon water.
Fishermen and their boats.
An aerial view of South Tarawa at dusk, with the KiribatiGov.com lockup and tagline over the lagoon.
South Tarawa, and the end card.

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The plates

Six designs from the archive. Prices are placeholders and checkout is not live yet. TODO: formats

  • Print reading MEME WAR VETERAN over a shield badge holding a cursor arrow and a star, captioned decorated, undeployed, and thank me for my service.

    Meme War Veteran

    $28.00 TODO: price

  • Print of a stick figure planting a flag that reads DIBS, titled LOW EFFORT NATIONALISM, captioned plant flag, claim thing, log off.

    Low Effort Nationalism

    $28.00 TODO: price

  • Print of a map grid of scattered atolls labelled GULF OF KIRIBATI, captioned renamed by popular demand, cartography is a suggestion.

    Gulf of Kiribati

    $28.00 TODO: price

  • Print shaped like a headstone reading WHEN I DIE DELETE MY DRAFTS, captioned here lies a poster, rest in unpublished peace.

    Delete My Drafts

    $28.00 TODO: price

  • Framed print reading it is not parasocial if it is a country, headed Maxim number seven.

    Not Parasocial

    $28.00 TODO: price

  • Print of a wireframe globe with the 180th meridian marked, titled CENTER OF THE WORLD, BABY, captioned where the day begins.

    Center of the World

    $28.00 TODO: price

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